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TOP TEN WAYS THE METS CAN IMPROVE THIS YEAR
10. Don't just suck -- suck 110%
9. Require players to bet on games so they care about outcome
8. Instead of baseball hats -- Donahue wigs
7. No beers till the seventh inning
6. A little less "polishing the bat", if you know what I mean
5. Wait at least until all-star break to get indicted
4. Stop letting Kato Kaelin sleep in the dugout
3. Two words: Coach Gump
2. Forget about having Letterman host annual awards banquet
1. Keep the replacements
Letterman, Tuesday, April 4, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995